Why is that you decide to visit Twin Falls every time we (finally) decide to water our lawn. It would be really great if you'd let us know you were coming ahead of time.
Sincerely, Sick of Paying to Water Our Lawn
Dear People Who Stay At the Days Inn Jerome,
Please stop using the hand towels as toilet paper. I don't know what kind of mother you had, but I'm pretty sure you don't do this at home...don't do it at the hotel either. It's just disgusting and the laundry person does not appreciate washing up after you. If you don't have toilet paper in your room please call the front desk.
Sincerely, Totally Grossed Out
Dear Will,
I wish your last tooth would come through. I don't like it when you're teething.
Sincerely, Sad for my Sad Baby
Dear Raleigh Bicycle,
Thank you for coming home with me. You complete me.
Sincerely, In Love
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